In case you hadn't had enough of my white trash stories, here is another one. This time it wasn't my fault or my idea - but I must say it was FUN and I really didn't have to try too hard. Ann and Rob Williams had another "White Trash Party" this year. Let me tell you something though - as hard as they tried, their very expensive property/home can not be mistaken for trash. It is beautiful. Dangerous, but beautiful. They even had a live band=)
How do you prepare for such a party? Go to Walmart!
How do you prepare for such a party? Go to Walmart!
White Trash Essentials: press on nails, $2 jelly shoes, obnoxious bra and matching jelly bracelets, banana clips - 3 for $2.50, heart necklace, cut off wife beater tank, short shorts, and lots and lots of make-up.
What better way to celebrate than with a beer and Brian Schmid - that's him with the beer belt and mullet! I'm so WT I even put the press on nails on up-side down - oops! Luckily there was ONE normal beer - a Heineken with my name on it.
Jon is envying Brian's beer belt
I had a hard time figuring out what the tents were for... and then I saw a guy go in and a suspicous stream pointing down into the bucket... OH! It's an outhouse! Then came along a prankster.... WHAT THE????? LOL
Hostess with the mostest - prego Ann. Is that an Odoul's and baby bottle in your hand? Wait, what's up with that hair do? I DO THAT ONE ALL THE TIME... oops, I guess I really am WT.
In the midst of chaos, I got to enjoy my friends from high school. Michelle, Megan, (Me), and Britney. My make up doesn't look so bad in black and white...except for those eye brows! Wowza. Still bad in black in white. Cute kids though.
I found my long lost BFF/TWIN! Robbie's sister had almost the exact same outfit on - crazy bra, cut off wife beater tank, too much blue make up, etc. The only difference was that she was wearing a (SHORT) skirt instead of (SHORT) shorts. It was awesome! Guess where she shopped? Yup, WallyWorld. Oops, I mean Walmart. Love that place.
Jon is envying Brian's beer belt
I had a hard time figuring out what the tents were for... and then I saw a guy go in and a suspicous stream pointing down into the bucket... OH! It's an outhouse! Then came along a prankster.... WHAT THE????? LOL
Hostess with the mostest - prego Ann. Is that an Odoul's and baby bottle in your hand? Wait, what's up with that hair do? I DO THAT ONE ALL THE TIME... oops, I guess I really am WT.
In the midst of chaos, I got to enjoy my friends from high school. Michelle, Megan, (Me), and Britney. My make up doesn't look so bad in black and white...except for those eye brows! Wowza. Still bad in black in white. Cute kids though.
I found my long lost BFF/TWIN! Robbie's sister had almost the exact same outfit on - crazy bra, cut off wife beater tank, too much blue make up, etc. The only difference was that she was wearing a (SHORT) skirt instead of (SHORT) shorts. It was awesome! Guess where she shopped? Yup, WallyWorld. Oops, I mean Walmart. Love that place.
beer, beer, and more cheap beer (eewwww, I hate cheep beer!)
what a great view... except for all the guys blocking my shot. punks.
cigars and , you guessed it, beer.
There was some of the craziest junk food I've ever seen - just looking at some of it made me verp a tad. Spam and twinkies were mild compared to some of the concoctions offered. It made HFCS and Soda look good for you. I didn't want to look like more of a weirdo than I already did, so I only took a picture of the mile high pizza boxes.
The Schmid's picnicked with us and Jackson was smitten by Cassidy.
He was putty in her hands... work it girl!
Of course I had to go in the jumpy with the kids... and pull out a few cheer moves.
After we worked up a sweat, we hit the pool.
Owen was going with the theme of the party and decided he should wear normal clothes and a regular diaper in the water. It was about 10 pounds before I finally took it off.
He didn't seem to mind though...
I got rough and tumble with the Eyler girls and then Jon joined in when I had to lasso my monkeys.
they picked up T-ball very quickly.... look at that concentration!
I couldn't help myself... I have a photographer's heart and still pretend I have a good camera even though I don't. Just a cheap point and shoot, but it'll have to do for now. Here are some lovely views of the property.
While I was taking these nice scenic shots, my 3 year old was busy getting himself totally on top of the foosball table. I found him STANDING on it! He *claimed* he was just trying to get the ball.... right. X-games foosball? Seriously now.
Owen was obsessed with this outdoor hallway that connects the main house (yes, I said main house) to the back house where the kids sleep. See that pizza on his forehead? Stayed there the entire party.... until the shower.
Much to my delight, the guest room had a bathroom complete with shower. So when we went in to got potty and wash up before going home, I decided I might as well just stick them in there for a few seconds. They're gonna fall asleep on the way home and I can't bare to put a dirty kid to sleep for the night. Using someone's shower without asking - now that is WT. Well, I did tell her after the fact =). Just notice how TAN Jackson is compared to Owen... cutest naked buns on the planet.
I'll leave you with the cutest shot.
WT Baby with Billy Bob Binky. Perfect!
P.S. I returned $20 worth of my WT costume and got cash back.... ha ha ha, ho ho, he he, ha.
what a great view... except for all the guys blocking my shot. punks.
cigars and , you guessed it, beer.
There was some of the craziest junk food I've ever seen - just looking at some of it made me verp a tad. Spam and twinkies were mild compared to some of the concoctions offered. It made HFCS and Soda look good for you. I didn't want to look like more of a weirdo than I already did, so I only took a picture of the mile high pizza boxes.
The Schmid's picnicked with us and Jackson was smitten by Cassidy.
He was putty in her hands... work it girl!
Of course I had to go in the jumpy with the kids... and pull out a few cheer moves.
After we worked up a sweat, we hit the pool.
Owen was going with the theme of the party and decided he should wear normal clothes and a regular diaper in the water. It was about 10 pounds before I finally took it off.
He didn't seem to mind though...
I got rough and tumble with the Eyler girls and then Jon joined in when I had to lasso my monkeys.
they picked up T-ball very quickly.... look at that concentration!
I couldn't help myself... I have a photographer's heart and still pretend I have a good camera even though I don't. Just a cheap point and shoot, but it'll have to do for now. Here are some lovely views of the property.
While I was taking these nice scenic shots, my 3 year old was busy getting himself totally on top of the foosball table. I found him STANDING on it! He *claimed* he was just trying to get the ball.... right. X-games foosball? Seriously now.
Owen was obsessed with this outdoor hallway that connects the main house (yes, I said main house) to the back house where the kids sleep. See that pizza on his forehead? Stayed there the entire party.... until the shower.
Much to my delight, the guest room had a bathroom complete with shower. So when we went in to got potty and wash up before going home, I decided I might as well just stick them in there for a few seconds. They're gonna fall asleep on the way home and I can't bare to put a dirty kid to sleep for the night. Using someone's shower without asking - now that is WT. Well, I did tell her after the fact =). Just notice how TAN Jackson is compared to Owen... cutest naked buns on the planet.
I'll leave you with the cutest shot.
WT Baby with Billy Bob Binky. Perfect!
P.S. I returned $20 worth of my WT costume and got cash back.... ha ha ha, ho ho, he he, ha.
3 comments:
Hea, when we were little we had horse poop fights...... hahaha that is WT. The pics are cute. Love the jellies, blue make up... etc.
that is too funny... you and your camera. cracks me up.
your cheap point and shoot camera cost like $300...I guess that's cheap.
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